CRAZY FUNNY

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• In Sweden it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute. Prostitution is legal though.
• Post 10 P.M. do not flush the toilet. It is illegal to do so in Switzerland.
• Do not leave your house without your underwear, if your house is in Thailand. It is not legal.
• You will die an illegal death, if you die in the Houses of Parliament in England
• While still in England be careful with a stamp that bears the image of the Queen. Placing it upside down is a punishable offense.
• You cannot name a pig Napoleon in France.
• It is not legitimate for men to make love to male animals in Lebanon. Female animals are allowed!
• It was a punishable offense to be a homosexual during World War I.
• Avoid chewing gum in Singapore. It too, is illegal!
• In Milan, unless for funeral or in hospital, if you do not have a smile on your face, you would have to frown, as you would be fined.
• Finland does not tolerate the cartoon of Donald Duck, as he does not wear any pants

• For moose to indulge in mating behavior on city streets.
• To wake up a bear and get some snaps of it. You can hunt it though.
• To whisper in a person's ear if he is moose hunting!
• For a kangaroo to pay a visit to a barber shop at any time.
• To tie one's pet dog to the his/her car's roof.
• To treat a moose with alcohol.
• To roam the city while carrying bows and arrows.
• For a drunk to be allowed to comb his hair in a bar.
• For dog owners to groom their pets.
• To throw grenades on the street!
• To put your dog in the back of your truck.

• For any kind of animal to do "it" within a range of 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• To use a used underwear to wipe off cars.
• To ride a bicycle in a swimming pool!
• For anyone to wear cowboy boots unless he/she owns at least 2 cows.
• For women to wear high heels while in the city limits.
• To provide act or receive the favor of oral sex.
• To serenade a woman without a license.
• To cry while standing in the witness box in Los Angeles courts.
• To keep a child from playing in puddles of water.
• To serve alcoholic beverages to a gay person.

• To get a fish drunk.
• To kill a housefly without a license, if one is within a range of 160 feet of a church.
• To breast feed in public.
• For cars to scare horses.
• To take mice into captivity without a hunting license.
• To lean against a public building! If done, then fine is levied.
• To sell cornflakes on Sunday.
• To run out of gas.
• For women to make a public appearance without shaving her face and legs
• To toss a snake at someone. You can shake the creature at someone though!

• To molest an automobile.
• Dogs without a license, to congregate in groups of three or more, on private property.
• For anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
• To prolong a kiss for more than three minutes.
• To indulge in pre-marital sex.
• For anyone to make "ugly faces" at dogs. He/she may be fined and/or jailed.
• For woman to indulge in a gambling game while wearing in lingerie, towel or or while being nude.
• To have tattoos.
• To go for whale watching.
• To keep or put any hypnotized person in a display window.